Writing Samples

Bits of writing I’ve done over the years you might like.

Return on Investment

A funny skit I wrote for a production class about corporate evil as rendered in popular fiction – and in real life. The project fell through, but the idea remains. I can’t imagine myself ever doing short-form drama, but always short-form comedy. I wonder why that is?

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Maximum Comfort Factor

A door-to-door mattress salesman finds himself trying to sell to a couple in the middle of a messy divorce. From the same production class, written earlier as a prototype sketch. Also pretty darn funny.

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A Gathering of Karens

I wrote this over the summer of 2020, and it’s so, so of its moment, blending political tensions with COVID anxiety in a backdrop of a super-bougie book club.
Admittedly the middle part is not finished, but I think what is there is some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever written. Despite its embeddedness in mid-2020 zeitgeist-y stuff, I might still finish it, as a fun exercise in trying to rediscover a simpler time – wait, was it really a simpler time? Who am I kidding. It wasn’t.

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Another Orphan

I wrote this for a class on Moby-Dick, a sort of quasi-sequel inspired by a few throwaway lines in the book that tell the reader a startling amount about Ishmael’s post-novel mental state. It’s short, but it’s meaty for how short it is. I’m quite proud of it.

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In The End, Nothing Was Accomplished

Extra-special thanks to one of my fellow students, JaMariya Mason-Price, for acting in this ‘Twitter film’ about being one’s own worst enemy in the quest for productivity. It’s one joke. I think it’s a funny joke.

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Tea Crime

This is a ten-shot, one minute film I made for a filmmaking class in the spring of 2022. Other films I did there I didn’t have as much involvement in, but using the claustrophobic hallways of the Foster-Walker complex, NU’s token all-singles-all-the-time dorm was a total blast and I still am immensely proud of the cinematography.

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Record of a Barbarous People

I wrote this for a class called ‘The Art of The Tale’, where we were to focus on the inverse of that golden writing rule: Tell, and not show. So a fairly simple yarn about a revolt on an asteroid mining colony became a tale told through distant mnemonic recollection in the fourth person (I had just read ‘What The Forest Remembers’, an excerpt from ‘The Candy House’ and sought to repurpose perfect memory recollection in way that could suit the story’s themes).

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Creative Process Co-Host: David Simon

This was a co-hosting I did with Mia Funk for the Creative Process podcast when I was an intern there. Simon is a developmental geographer with a focus on African urban development, mapping how the world’s fastest-growing continent will respond to the challenge of climate change stymieing that growth. It was fascinating from start to finish, especially when Simon talked about how we already are dealing with ecologically motivated refugees in Africa and India.

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Creative Process Co-Host: Jonathan Newman

Another Creative Process Co-hosting, this time with a professor who specializes in grasslands ecology, and who had some very interesting opinions on what biodiversity really is. Learn about the symbiotic fungi that make grasslands possible, listen to me express Zoomer-era climate despair in response to Newman’s grim forecasts… It’s good fun.

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Creative Process Co-Host: Donald Hoffman

Oh man, this one was a blast. We didn’t have a lot of time to talk, but Hoffman’s take on consciousness as the most fundamental element of reality, the only explanation for the observer problem in physics, is some of the most interesting theoretical stuff I’ve heard in a long while. I strongly encourage you listen to this one.

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Nighthawkery

A little still-image essay I made for a video essay class, focusing on Edward Hopper’s iconic painting Nighthawks. Building on a theory my dad has about it being printed improperly, and subsequently misinterpreted, I talk about how the painting is actually more intimate than most people think it is, how it embodies a certain quiet sociality that some people will misunderstand. 

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‘Persuade Me’ Video Essay

A one-shot video essay about reading, media consumption, and what they mean to me. Fairly personal, but I think I managed to both capture a struggle and resolve it in a sliver of time.

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Ode to Fanfiction

The last thing I did for my video essay class, a profoundly silly little thing (I don’t believe profoundly silly is an oxymoron, by the way) about why I care so much about fanfiction.

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Nekropol: Broken Throne

Another screenplay draft, this time inspired by the idea of making the Anti-Dune: A hyperfeudal space opera that wasn’t so focused on Herbert’s bizarre masculine fetishism and instead on how empires justify themselves. It’s… unfocused. I’ll admit that. But I think there are some good ideas in there.

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Post West Pilot

I just wrote this for a summer class on writing television. It’s longer than the original Post West draft, and I think it’s a much more creatively realized version of the story to boot.
As far as this hypothetical show goes, I keep wondering if I should expand this into a 60-minutre drama. Maybe that’ll pop up in the future?

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