Everything Else


Short scripts and the occasional piece of prose writing.

Sketch: Maximum Comfort Factor

A struggling mattress salesman runs into trouble when his latest targets are a newly divorced couple more focused on screaming at each other than hearing his pitch.

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Sketch: Return on Investment

Megalomanaical Alberto Cain is this close to using his sinister Devil Genesis project to remake the world in his image. Too bad his investors have no shortage of inane questions.

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Short Story: Another Orphan

Post-Pequod, Ishmael is left with nothing save the cosmic map of Queequeg’s coffin, and memories of his tattoos. His own skin-map forms itself across many years of journeying, searching for his salvation.

Yes, it’s Moby-Dick fanfiction. I wrote it for a class, and I’m proud of it.

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Novella: A Gathering of Karens

In the autumn of 2020, a suburban book club disintegrates as fault lines in faith and ideology tear open the facade of wine-momdom.

Wrote in summer of 2020, height of the pandemic, never finished but still like what I wrote, in no small part because of how it reflects its narrow moment of time.

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